Friday, October 31, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 31 Bonus: Happy Halloween

This should be my last Halloween post for this year. There are a few Elvira items that I have that I did not post about like the model car and Johnny Lightning die-cast cars. First, I would like to thank John Rozum, who has been doing a Halloween Countdown for three years. Secondly, I would like to thank all the participants of Halloween Countdown. Thirdly, I would like to thank all those that posted here especially Jay Amabile from The Sexy Armpit, Darius Whiteplume from Adventures In Nerdliness, Gunther Dedmund from The Basement Sublet of Horror and Reis O'Brien from Geek Orthodox. Finally, a big shout out to Jon Knutson from Jon's Random Acts of Geekery, who inspired me to do my first Halloween Countdown.

I'm giving out boxes of Marvel Hero Candy Sticks this year as part of my Halloween grab bag (each bag has six to seven pieces of candy including M&Ms, Pieces Reeses, Twixes, Kit Kats, Almond Joys, Star Bursts and suckers). Each box has two candy sticks that are one and half inches long and made mostly of sugar, corn starch and corn syrup. The bag of sixty features Hulk, Spider-Man and X-Men but none of the boxes have the Hulk on them. Three boxes have Spider-Man on front and back. One box has Reed Richards from the Fantastic Four on one side and the Thing on the other. The Thing has a box with him on both sides as does the Human Torch. Cyclops and Wolverine each has a box to represent the X-Men. Strange that none of the boxes themselves had the Hulk on them.

Here are the pictures of the Marvel Hero Candy Sticks bag and boxes:
Marvel Hero Candy Sticks bag
Marvel Hero Candy Sticks bag

Marvel Hero Candy Sticks boxes
Marvel Hero Candy Sticks boxes

Hope everyone has a safe and happy Halloween.

2008 Halloween Countdown 31: Elvira Greeting Cards

I was lucky enough to find three Elvira greeting cards at a local supermarket that Hallmark put out back in the late 1980s. I'm not sure how many were actually released but here are the scanned images:

Elvira birthday card from 1987
Elvira birthday card from 1987

Outside has "Hairy Spiders? Ha! What a laugh! Slimey snakes? Get serious! Gross monsters? Love it!"

Inside has "Another birthday? Woooooo...scary!"

Elvira Christmas card from 1987
Elvira Christmas card from 1987

Outside has "You should get lots of presents this Christmas, because I told Santa you've been good all year!"

Inside has "Fortunately, I didn't tell him WHAT! Merry Christmas!"

Elvira's Halloween card from 1988
Elvira's Halloween crd from 1988

Outside has "Trick or treat!"

Inside has "Either way, it'll be fun!"

If you'll looking for some online animated graphics to add to your blog, myspace profile or website, then you will find some with Elvira at ButterFunk.com:


MySpace Graphics
MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts



MySpace Graphics
MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts



MySpace Graphics
MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts

MySpace Graphics
MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts

Thursday, October 30, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 30: Elvira Computer Games

Several Elvira-themed computer games were released in the 1990s. I have none so the following images were found on the interweb.

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark computer game was released in 1990.
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark game box front
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark game box front

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark game box back
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark game box back

Manual and diskettes from Elvira, Mistress of the Dark game
Manual and diskettes from Elvira, Mistress of the Dark game

Elvira: The Arcade Game was released in 1991.
Elvira: The Arcade Game box front

Elvira: The Arcade Game screenshot #1
Elvira: The Arcade Game screenshot #1

Elvira: The Arcade Game screenshot #2
Elvira: The Arcade Game screenshot #2

Elvira II: The Jaws of Cerebus was released in 1992.
Elvira II: The Jaws of Cerebus box front
Elvira II: The Jaws of Cerebus box front

Elvira II: The Jaws of Cerebus
Elvira II: The Jaws of Cerebus box and contents

Elvira II: The Jaws of Cerebus screenshot
Elvira II: The Jaws of Cerebus screenshot

Elvira III: Waxworks was also released in 1992 but the computer game does not actually feature the Mistress of the Dark. Elvira I, II and III have been collected in a bundle available directly from Adventure Soft called Elvira's Horror Pack.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 29 Bonus: Blog Alert - Vinnie Rattolle's Records

Not only does Vinnie Rattole's Records provides some groovy music albums to download but he also provides reviews videos and full issues of comics. In fact, he has Elivira's House of Mystery #2, 3 and 4 available in pdf and jpg formats. Be sure to check his Elvira posts for even more treats featuring the Mistress of the Dark.

2008 Halloween Countdown 29: Elvira Slot Machine

International Game Technologies (IGT) was given the license to use Elvira's image in a themed video slot machine in 2002. IGT acquired Anchor Games in 2001. I actually played the Elvira slot machine a few times at a casino near Topeka, Kansas. Here are some pictures of the Elvira slot machine that I found on the interweb:
Elvira slot machine 2002
Elvira slot machine 2002

Elvira standing in front of her slot machines in 2002
Elvira standing in front of her slot machines in 2002

Promo flyer for Elvira slot machine from 2002
Promo flyer for Elvira slot machine from 2002

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 28 Bonus: Commander USA

Another tv host that I enjoyed watching in the 1980s was Jim Hendricks as Commander USA. He hosted Commander USA's Groovie Movies on the USA Network every weekend from 1985 to 1989. He usually had double horror and science fiction double features every Saturday and a single movie on Sunday. I remember watching the movies with Mexican wrestlers and his hilarious segments where he used his microwave vision along with his hand puppet, Lefty. The basic look of the Comedian from the Watchman reminds me a lot of him maybe because of the cigar and mask. Here is a video with some Commander USA segments:

2008 Halloween Countdown 28: Elvira Pinball

Elvira and the Party Monsters pinball machine from Bally was released in 1989. Some of the features include wake the dead heads, party punch, skull lock and monster ramp. Bally released Scared Stiff in 1996 and features a spin spider. Both pinball machines were designed by Dennis Nordman and are holy grails for most Mistress of the Dark fans. I have neither but I did play Elvira and the Party Monsters on a trip to Wichita University back in the early 1990s.

Here are some pictures of the Elvira and the Party Monsters pinball machine that I found on the interweb:
Elvira and the Party Monsters promo flyer front cover
Elvira and the Party Monsters promo flyer front cover

Elvira and the Party Monsters promo flyer back cover
Elvira and the Party Monsters promo flyer back cover

Elvira and the Party Monsters promo flyer centerfold
Elvira and the Party Monsters promo flyer centerfold

Elvira and the Party Monsters pinball video in action with sound:

Here are some pictures of the Scared Stiff pinball machine that I found on the interweb:
Scared Stiff pinball flyer
Scared Stiff pinball flyer

Scared Stiff pinball poster
Scared Stiff pinball poster

Scared Stiff pinball promo photos
Scared Stiff pinball promo photos

Scared Stiff promo video featuring Elvira:

Monday, October 27, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 27 Bonus: Crematia Mortem

I never watched any of Elvira's Movie Macabre when they originally ran so I need to post about the horror hostess that I did watch. From 1981 to 1988, Roberta Solomon played Crematia Mortem, the ghostess with the mostess, on KSHB-TV Channel 41 out of Kansas City, Missouri. She hosted Creature Feature every Saturday night and I had more fun watching her than the movies. The only item that I have is a DVD of her hosting Laserblast.

Crematia Mortem postcard

The postcard was originally found at T.V. Horror Hosts: Crematia Mortem.

Here are a few videos featuring Roberta Solomon back as Crematia Mortem:


The Basement Sublet of Horror interview



Introducing movie at Feast of Horrors 2007 convention in Wichita, KS

2008 Halloween Countdown 27: Chill's Evenings of Terror With Elvira

Evenings of Terror is a Chill roleplaying game supplement from Pacesetter that was published in 1985. Not only does color pictures of Elvira adorn the front and back covers but there are also black and white pictures before and after each adventure. She even introduces and ends each of the nine adventures of horror like the following:

"This is Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, getting all you CHILL fans ready for our first Evening of Terror, an adventure called "The Epidemic." Kind of a catchy title for an adventure, isn't it...but really what happens is that everybody goes to this town to try and find out why people are vanishing mysteriously and why animals are dropping over dead. And this S.A.V.E. organization which is supposed to be so goody-goody, right? This S.A.V.E. organization gives the people a little puppy and kitten to use as bait. I mean, when you need the ASPCA, they're never around.

"Well, the excitement waiting for the adventure to begin is kind of contagius, don't you think? So let's get on with the story..."

"O.K., first off, what's with these Pacesetter guys? Animal zombies? Little dog's body with a little kitten's head? For that matter, a little kitten's body with a little dog's head. I mean, gross me out! These guys are really not subtle or anything.

"And one verterinarian who just happens to be there? Sure. Just happens to know about half the stuff those S.A.V.E. folks need to know. Made it kinda easy for them, if you ask me. Even if you don't ask me.

"Anyway, the next adventure is going to be more tougher. But more of that later. As for now...Unpleasant Dreams."

For those not in the know, Chill: Adventures into the Unknown was a horror roleplaying game released in 1984. The players work for S.A.V.E. (Societas Argenti Viae Eternitata, or, The Eternal Society of the Silver Way), a secret society dedicated to protecting the innocent from creatures of the unknown. I had the boxed set and several supplements before I sold them several years ago. Mayfair Games bought the game and put out a second edition that gave the rules a facelift.

I had some fun with Evenings of Terror but never actually used any of the nine adventures of horror with my gaming group. I did make a very large campaign with Elvira as a main focus. One player found out the hard way never to take a sleeping pill in a supernatural charged place. Another player had fun hitting werewolves with his silver briefcase.

Evenings of Terror with Elvira front cover
Evenings of Terror with Elvira front cover

Evenings of Terror with Elvira back cover
Evenings of Terror with Elvira back cover

Sunday, October 26, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 26 Bonus: The Batman vs. Dracula

The Batman vs Dracula was a full-length animated movie released on DVD in 2005 that was much darker than the cartoon series. Vicki Vale makes her first animated appearance and she was voiced by Tara Strong (she was also the voice of Barbara Gordon/Batgirl on The New Batman Adventures and Raven on Teen Titans).

Here is the The Batman vs Dracula trailer:

2008 Halloween Countdown 26: Elvira At Claypool Comics Part 3

The final covers from my collection of the Elvira, Mistress of the Dark comic book series from Claypool Comics.

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #35 (March 1996) featured "For Your Spies Only" and "The House That Roared".
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #35 cover
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #35 cover

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #66 (October 1998) featured "Groan" and "Historical Babes Capter Seven: Maid to Order".
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #66 cover
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #66 cover

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #67 (November 1998) featured "The Search For Schlock" and "Historical Babes Capter Eight: Showgirls".
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #67 cover
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #67 cover

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #69 (January 1999) featured "White House or Bust" and "Diving Belle".
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #69 cover
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #69 cover

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #151 (November 2005) featured "Death Cargo of Doom" and "Elvira: S.C.I. (Supernatural Crime Investigation)"
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #151 cover
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #151 cover

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark 152 (December 2005) featured "Holiday Humbug" and "This Is Vinyl Crap Part One: Blast from the Past".
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #152 cover
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #152 cover

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #153 (January 2006) featured "A Nose For Slease" and "This Is Vinyl Crap Part Two: New Year's Evil".
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #153 cover
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #153 cover

Back issues page
Back issues page

Saturday, October 25, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 25: Elvira At Claypool Comics Part 2

More covers of the Elvira, Mistress of the Dark comic book series from Claypool Comics.

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #10 (February 1994) featured "Spook Off" and "The Prince of Froggenstein".
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #10 cover
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #10 cover

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #12 (April 1994) featured "Phantom of the Soap Opera" and "Mummy Dearest".
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #12 cover
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #12 cover

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #13 (May 1994) featured "Elvira Meets Renfield & Stimpfield & Their Boss or The Children of the Night...What Cruddy TV Shows They Make" and "Killer Cherubs".
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #13 cover
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #13 cover

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #14 (June 1994) featured "You Drive Me Ape, Ya Big Gorilla" and "High Camp".
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #14 cover
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #14 cover

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #15 (July 1994) featured "You Drive Me Ape, Ya Big Gorilla Part Two" and "The Most Happy Felon".
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #15 cover
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #15 cover

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #16 (August 1994) featured "Little Miss Marketing Ploy" and "Good As Her Word".
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #16 cover
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #16 cover

Friday, October 24, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 24 Bonus - Blog Alert: Adventures In Nerdliness

Darius has a cool new logo featuring Elvira at his blog, Adventures In Nerdliness, to celebrate the Halloween season. He has mad skills to be sure since he used the "Yours Cruelly" header that I included in my last post. Be sure to also check out his posts about nerd girls, archaic game materials, Dungeons and Dragons, comics and other topics that nerds like me enjoy.

2008 Halloween Countdown 24: Elvira At Claypool Comics Part 1

Claypool Comics was created in 1993 and began publishing Peter David's Soulsearchers and Company, Richard Howell's Deadbeats and Phantom of Fear City. They also obtained the rights to publish Elvira, Mistress of the Dark comic book series that lasted for 166 issues and two trade paperback collections. Cassandra Peterson had input in the series and even suggested several stories. The artists and writers varied from story to story with Richard Howell serving as letterer, editor and writer for several of the stories.

The company stopped printing in July 2006 thanks to the fact that Diamond Comic Distributors would no longer carry their titles. Deadbeats made the shift to online publication in April 2007 but alas they lost the license to publish the Elvira, Mistress of the Dark series.

I do not have the entire series nor do I have any of the paperback collections. Each issue of Elvira, Mistress of the Dark has photo covers, black and white interiors and two stories. I will be posting the covers of the issues that I have for the next couple of posts.

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #3 (July 1993) featured "Curse & Tell Part Two: Charmed, I'm Sure" and "All in the Family Chapter Three: House Party".
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #3 cover
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #3 cover

Yours Cruelly header
Yours Cruelly header

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #4 featured "Carrie On, Classmates" and "All in the Family Chapter 4: Exeter Only".

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #4 cover

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #7 (November 1993) featured "Over-Exposed" and "Death Takes A Honeymoon".
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #7 cover
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #7 cover

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #8 (December 1993) featured "Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow (or get cable!)" and "Child's Christmas (with whales)".
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #8 cover
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #8 cover

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #9 (January 1994) featured "Dino Park" and "Femme Noir".
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #9 cover
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark #9 cover

Thursday, October 23, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 23 Bonus: Kansas Lottery Haunted House Tickets

In reponse to Wonderful Wonderblog's Halloween Instant Lottery challenge, I present to you two Kansas Lottery Haunted House tickets. Neither is a winner but you can see all the neat little symbols that you have to match.
Kansas Lottery Haunted House tickets
Kansas Lottery Haunted House tickets

2008 Halloween Countdown 23: Elvira Accessories, Makeup, Tattoos And Air Freshners

Imagineering held the rights to Elvira in the 1980s and put out everything from child costumes to wigs. They also made accessories and makeup. I did manage to find the snake earrings, wristbands, Macabre Makeup Crayons, Midnight Kiss Lip Color, Flashy Lashes, Nightmare Nail Enamel and temporary tattoos.

I did open the snake earrings and tried them on. They have screw-like fastners so even people without pierced ears can wear them. Luckily, I bought two packages of the wristbands but only opened one.
Elvira snake earrings from 1986 and wristband from 1984
Elvira snake earrings from 1986 and wristband from 1984

Elvira black lipstick and black nail polish both from 1984
Elvira black lipstick and black nail polish both from 1984

Elvira eyelashes from 1987 and makeup crayons from 1984
Elvira eyelashes from 1987 and makeup crayons from 1984

Elvira temporary tattoos from 1989
Elvira temporary tattoos from 1989

I found these pictures of Elvira makeup and accessories online:
Elvira Look-A-Like Make-Up Kit from 1986
Elvira Look-A-Like Make-Up Kit from 1986

Three different Elvira make up items
Three different Elvira make up items

A pack of Elvira temparory tattoos and press-on nails
A pack of Elvira temparory tattoos and press-on nails

In 1989, Medo put out Elvira air freshners. I am not sure how many different ones they had but I managed to snag two at a local store and found a third one online.
Two Elvira air freshners from 1989
Two Elvira air freshners from 1989

Elvira air freshner
Elvira air freshner

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 22 Bonus: Worlds of Fun Halloween Haunt

Worlds of Fun is an amusement park in Kansas City, Missori. Every year they put on a Halloween Haunt. I have been to Worlds of Fun once several summers ago but I have never made it to their Halloween Haunt...yet. Here are two videos so beware of gruesome images that may give you nightmares.

Asylum Island at Worlds of Fun


Bloodshed haunted house 2007

2008 Halloween Countdown 22: Elvira Drink Holders And Slice

I have a plastic Elvira Coors cup but it is packed away with the majority of my glass collection. I do have one of those make-a-mug with a print out of the Mistress of the Dark. Unfortunately, the color is reddish and I should reprint it. This post features some Elvira drink holders that I found at various places online.
Elvira beer stein with art by Susie Morten
Elvira beer stein with art by Susie Morten

Elvira coffee mug
Elvira coffee mug

Elvira's Night Brew glass
Elvira's Night Brew glass

I never knew about Elvira promoting Slice in 1989 and 1990 but here's the proof:
Go Psycho With Elvira cup from Slice
Go Psycho With Elvira cup from Slice

Slice Go Psycho With Elvira display sign
Slice Go Psycho With Elvira display sign

Life-size Elvira Slice display
Life-size Elvira Slice display

She also promoted Mug Root Beer in 1989 and 1990 but I have yet to find any promotional items from those ad campaigns if they exist.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 21 Bonus: Alice Cooper's Munster Mash Marathon

I finally got to see the commercial for Alice Cooper's Munster Mash Marathon. The shock rocker is hosting eight hours of The Munsters starting 4 pm East/1 pm West on Friday, October 31st. The website has the promo video, an online trivia game called "Alice Cooper's Munster Mash", titles of the episodes that will air and clips from the series.

Alice Cooper has been in several comic books starting with Marvel Premiere #50 (October 1979) with the story titled "From The Inside".
Marvel Premiere #50 cover
Marvel Premiere #50 cover

Next came the unauthorized biography from Rock N' Roll Comics #18.
Rock N' Roll Comics #18 cover
Rock N' Roll Comics #18 cover

Finally, there was a three issue comic series from Marvel Music called The Last Temptation by Neil Gaiman and Michael Zulli.
The Last Temptation #1-3 covers
The Last Temptation #1-3 covers

The only comic that I have with Alice Cooper is Rock N' Roll #18. I do have several of his albums on vinyl, cassette and/or cds. I am surprised that no one has turned his Welcome To My Nightmare album into a comic book yet.

2008 Halloween Countdown 21: Elvira's Night Brew

The Mistress of the Dark's relationship with the Coors Brewing Company became rocky because they wanted to tone down her sexy image (that's why you see less of her cleavage). She decided not to renew her contract in 1996 and decided to start her own beer label. The result was Elvira's Night Brew and I managed to buy a few six packs (I wished I had all the bottles and holders but I did keep seven bottles and two holders). Only one of the local liquor stores stocked Elvira's Night Brew and a six pack sold for $5.79 at the time. The dark beer tasted much better than Coors and Coors Light. Unfortunately, Elvira's Night Brew only lasted a year since she could not enter the Colorado Beer Convention since her neckline was too low.
Six pack of Elvira's Night Brew #1
Six pack of Elvira's Night Brew #1

Six pack of Elvira's Night Brew #2
Six pack of Elvira's Night Brew #2

Empty bottle of Elvira's Night Brew
Empty bottle of Elvira's Night Brew

Elvira's Night Brew bottle labels
Elvira's Night Brew bottle labels

I found the following promotional items on eBay:
Elvira's Night Brew glass
Elvira's Night Brew glass

Elvira's Night Brew circular tin sign
Elvira's Night Brew circular tin sign

Elvira's Night Brew life-size standee
Elvira's Night Brew life-size standee

Monday, October 20, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 20: Elvira Promoting Coors

Elvira met the Coors Beerwolf in 1986 when the beer company was doing their Silver Bullet campaign. She became the official national spokeswoman for Coors Beer Co. for the month of October starting in 1988. I do have a few items of her promoting the beer. I managed to get an Elvira Coors Light vinyl sign from 1991 that measures seven inches by seven and a half inches. I was able to get this from one of the local liquor stores for ten dollars. I could have gotten a large banner but the store manager wanted fifty dollars for it so a friend at the time bought it since I did not have the money (the friend moved away a few years ago and I don't know what ever happened to the large banner). The sencond promotional item that I have is a table standee that is eight and half inches tall. I managed to get this at a local beer joint for free.

Elvira Coors Light vinyl sign from 1991


Elvira Coors Light table standee from 1991
Elvira Coors Light table standee from 1991

I found the following promotional items on eBay:
Elvira and Beerwolf poster from 1986
Elvira and Beerwolf poster from 1986

Elvira Coors sign from 1986
Elvira Coors sign from 1986

Elvira coaster for Coors Halloween Party Night
Elvira coaster for Coors Halloween Party Night

Elvira Coors Halloween Party Night sign
Elvira Coors Halloween Party Night sign

Elvira Coors Halloween Party Night yard sign
Elvira Coors Halloween Party Night yard sign

Elvira promoting Coors t-shirt
Elvira promoting Coors t-shirt

Elvira Coors Light Fright Zone table standee
Elvira Coors Fright Zone table standee

Elvira Coors Mali-Booo Beach light display
Elvira Coors Mali-Booo Beach light display

Elvira Coors Light table standee from 1990
Elvira Coors Light table standee from 1990

Elvira Coors Flick or Treat sign from 1994
Elvira Coors Flick or Treat sign from 1994

Special treats for all you big ghouls out there:

Elvira Coors Light Mali-Boo Beach commercial


Elvira and Thing from The Addams Family Coors Light commercial

Sunday, October 19, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 19 Bonus: Werewolf By Five Man Electrical Band

In the mid-1970s, I received an 8 track titled Heavy Hits and one of the songs that quickly became my favorite was Werewolf performed by the Five Man Electrical Band (the other song was Things Get A Little Easier, Once You Understand by Think). The song was orginally released in Canada in March 1974 and was the last single to chart for them. The 8 track cassette and player are long gone but I can enjoy the song once again thanks to YouTube. Not only am I posting the video but also the lyrics.

Werewolf performed by the Five Man Electrical Band

Werewolf
Performed by Five Man Electrical Band (1974)

Momma said “There’s something weird ‘bout Billy
I looked in his room, his bed wasn’t slept in at all last night
But Papa said “Ah, now Momma don’t you go talking silly
He’s just a young boy, he’s just sowing his wild oats and that’s aright”
But momma said “No, something real strange ‘bout my Billy
Farmer down the road said he lost a few of his sheep last night
I know he’s my own flesh and blood but he makes my blood run chilly
‘Cause I saw from my window and he was on the hill just screaming at the moonlight”

Is it any wonder
We hate to see the sun go down
And is it any wonder
We hate to see the full moon coming ‘round

So Papa said “I guess there’s only one thing to do ‘bout Billy
Hand me down my gun son and bring along that silver dinner bell”
But Momma said “Papa I beg you don’t kill him
‘Cause I just couldn’t bear to think about my baby in hell”
He went down to the blacksmith got him out of bed and said
“Get your fire hot
Oh shut up your shutters close down the doors, we’re gonna need all the heat you got
‘Cause I want you to melt my silver bell down to a single shot
I got a job to do and I got to get it done before the sun comes up”

So is it any wonder
That we hate to see the sun go down

Then we heard a shot and I said “Papa got him”
Then we heard a scream and Momma smiled and said “Betcha Billy got him”
But when I lifted up my eyes there was Papa in the doorway staring at the floor
And my big brother Billy never did come home no more

Now is it any wonder
We hate to see the sun go down
And is it any wonder
We to see the full moon coming ‘round

2008 Halloween Countdown 19: Marvel Spring Special #1

Marvel Spring Special #1 (October 1988) is the official comic book adaptation of Elvira, Mistress of the Dark movie by Sid Jacobson with pencils by Ernie Colon and inked by Romeo Tanghal. The cover was done by Ernie Colon and Joe Jusko. The black and white magazine is forty-four pages so I will only be posting the first page to give you an idea of the artwork. This is a nice companion to the movie but several scenes are not in the magazine (especially my favorite where Elvira is being spied on). Only one black and white pinup of her is found inside while the back cover has a color pinup. The ads for Stray Toasters and Marvel Masterworks: The Avengers could have been dropped for more pinups of the Mistress of the Dark.
Marvel Spring Special #1 cover
Marvel Spring Special #1 cover

Inside front cover
Inside front cover

Marvel Spring Special #1 page 1
Marvel Spring Special #1 page 1

Elvira closeup pinup
Elvira closeup pinup

Back cover
Back cover

Unfortunately, no one has yet to make a comic book adaptation of her second movie, Elvira's Haunted Hills, which is the better of the two in my opinion.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 18 Bonus - Blog Alert: Tomb Of Dracula At Jon's Random Acts of Geekery

Jon's Random Acts of Geekery has a special "By the 10's" post featuring every tenth cover of Tomb of Dracula from Marvel Comics. I only have two issues of the horror comic book series (#1 and #9). Be sure to check out his other posts dealing with monsters, superheroes and other fun topics.

2008 Halloween Countdown 18: Elvira Fan Club Goodies

When I joined the Elvira Fan Club in 1987, I also received a member card, a bumper sticker and a 8 x 10 color photo.
Elvira Fan Club member card
Elvira Fan Club member card

I Heart Elvira bumper sticker
I Heart Elvira bumper sticker

Elvira 8 x 10 color photo
Elvira 8 x 10 color photo

The Elvira Fan Club goodies change over time for LadyHeather13 wrote that her Elvira Fan Club pack included a two pocket folder (oh, I like this), two autographed 8 x 10 photos, two pins, a membership card and two Elvira, Mistress of the Dark comics published by Claypool Comics. The new membership fee is now $18 as opposed to the $6.50 when I joined in 1987. Not a bad price considering all that you get.

Unfortunately, the Elvira Fan Club page is "coming soon" at Elvira's Official Site.

Friday, October 17, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 17 Bonus: Free Halloween Music, Short Film And Wallpapers From Barcadi

Barcadi's Halloween Party offers free MP3 music downloads, a short film and desktop wallpapers. Some of the songs available are Alice Cooper's Welcome To My Nightmare (one of my favorites), Black Sabbath's Heaven And Hell, Ramones' Pet Semetary and Dream Syndicate's Halloween. The short film is The Bat and is pretty interesting to watch. The desktop wallpapers features a lucky jack-o-lantern with some masked beauties.

2008 Halloween Countdown 17: The Elvira Examiner Volume III

In 1987, I finally joined the Elvira Fan Club. One of the items that I received was volume III of The Elvira Examiner. This edition features articles, comic strips, fan art, pictures of Cassandra Peterson with and without the Elvira make up, letters and horrorscope. This is the only newsletter that I received since I never renewed my membership.
The Elvira Examiner volume III page 1
The Elvira Examiner volume III page 1

The Elvira Examiner volume III page 2
The Elvira Examiner volume III page 2

The Elvira Examiner volume III page 3
The Elvira Examiner volume III page 3

The Elvira Examiner volume III page 4
The Elvira Examiner volume III page 4

The Elvira Examiner volume III page 5
The Elvira Examiner volume III page 5

The Elvira Examiner volume III page 6
The Elvira Examiner volume III page 6

I found the following picture of The Elvira Examiner from the 1990s on eBay (I'm so tempted to bid on it). Notice that the header has a picture of the Mistress of the Dark instead of a drawn figure and the paper is white instead of brownish.
The Elvira Examiner newsletters from the 1990s
The Elvira Examiner newsletters from the 1990s

Thursday, October 16, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 16 Bonus: Free Hackoween Web Comic

Hackoween is the first part of the Halloween Man versus Devil's Due Hack/Slash web comic. You can check out each page as a JPG or you can download it as a PDF for free.

2008 Halloween Countdown 16: Elvira's House of Mystery Special #1

DC Comics was not entirely finished with the Mistress of the Dark and put out Elvira's House of Mystery Special #1 (1987). The cover art of the horror hostess sitting on Santa's lap was done by the very talented Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez. Her ten page segment is titled "Elvira's Christmas Carol" written by Joey Cavelieri, colored by Shelley Eiber with Frank Springer doing the pencils and inks. The four tales of haunted holidays include "Oh, What Fun to Laugh and Sing a Slaying Song Tonight!", "O, Christmas Tree..." (a one pager), "'Twas the Night before X-Mas..." and "Anyone Ready for Roasted Chestnuts?" (the worst of the bunch).

As my final post about the Mistress of the Dark at DC Comics, I give you thirteen pages of goodies including a very sexy Christmas pinup.
Elvira's House of Mystery Special #1 cover
Elvira's House of Mystery Special #1 cover

Elvira's Christmas Carol page 1
Elvira's Christmas Carol page 1

Elvira's Christmas Carol page 2
Elvira's Christmas Carol page 2

Elvira's Christmas Carol page 3
Elvira's Christmas Carol page 3

Elvira's Christmas Carol page 4
Elvira's Christmas Carol page 4

Elvira's Christmas Carol page 5
Elvira's Christmas Carol page 5

Elvira's Christmas Carol page 6
Elvira's Christmas Carol page 6

Elvira's Christmas Carol page 7
Elvira's Christmas Carol page 7

Elvira's Christmas Carol page 8
Elvira's Christmas Carol page 8

Elvira's Christmas Carol page 9
Elvira's Christmas Carol page 9

Elvira's Christmas Carol page 10
Elvira's Christmas Carol page 10

Elvira's Christmas pinup
Evira's Christmas pinup

Elvira's House of Mystery Special #1 letters page
Elvira's House of Mystery Special #1 letters page

As with the previous issues, I have added larger images at Elvira's House of Mystery.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Sad News: Neal Hefti Passes On

Big Band trumpeter, arranger and composer of Batman tv theme and The Odd Couple movie theme, Neal Hefti, died October 11, 2008 at the age of 85.

2008 Halloween Countdown 15 Bonus: Superman And Batman Vs Vampires And Werewolves

Superman and Batman Vs Vampires and Werewolves #1 hits the newstands today. This is a six issue mini-series that will please fans of horror and superheroes. Tom Mandrake drawn the cover and the story was written by Kevin VanHook.

"A man is killed by a mysterious creature - his body drained of blood. A woman is savagely attacked by a ferocious beast - her jugular ripped out. Bat wings flutter across the moon and the howl of a wolf echoes through the streets, for the creatures of the night have risen from the grave, and humanity's only salvation is the combined might of The Last Son of Krypton and The Dark Knight Detective. Blood will run red when Superman and Batman face off against vampires and werewolves for the fate of the entire DCU! On sale October 15 - 1 of 6 - 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US"

Superman and Batman Vs Vampires and Werewolves #2 will be released on October 29.
Superman and Batman Vs Vampires and Werewolves #1 cover art by Tom Mandrake
Superman and Batman Vs Vampires and Werewolves #1 cover art by Tom Mandrake

2008 Halloween Countdown 15: Elvira's House of Mystery #11

Elvira's House of Mystery #11 (January 1987) is the final issue of the series from DC Comics. The cover of her riding a broom is by Dave Stevens. The five page segment featuring the Mistress of the Dark is simply titled "Elvira's House of Mystery" pencilled by Gene Colan and inked by Dick Giordano (unfortunately, the writer is once again uncredited). The three horror stories in this issue are the following: "Bugs", "Deadly Affairs" and "Killer Turf". I have included all four pages of Elvira's Post-Mortems that features the winner of the "Find Cain" contest.
Elvira's House of Mystery #11 cover
Elvira's House of Mystery #11 cover

Elvira's House of Mystery page 1
Elvira's House of Mystery page 1

Elvira's House of Mystery page 2
Elvira's House of Mystery page 2

Elvira's House of Mystery page 3
Elvira's House of Mystery page 3

Elvira's House of Mystery page 4
Elvira's House of Mystery page 4

Elvira's House of Mystery page 5
Elvira's House of Mystery page 5

Elvira's Post-Mortems page 1
Elvira's Post-Mortems page 1

Elvira's Post-Mortems page 2
Elvira's Post-Mortems page 2

Elvira's Post-Mortems page 3
Elvira's Post-Mortems page 3

Elvira's Post-Mortems page 4
Elvira's Post-Mortems page 4

For larger images, check out Elvira's House of Mystery.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 14: Elvira's House of Mystery #10

I like the cover of Elvira's House of Mystery #10 (December 1986) drawn by the legendary Joe Orlando because of the writings on the chaulk board and the monster kids. My favorite writing is "Cthulhu's mother dresses him funny" and I like the wolfboy with glasses.

The five page segment featuring the Mistess of the Dark is titled "The Cain Mutiny" pencilled by Dwight Turner and inked by Dick Giordano. The two horror stories featured are "Death For Rent" (haunted house) and "Low Man on the Totem Pole" (Native American werewolf).

As an added bonus, Elvira's House of Mystery #10 features a word search puzzle titled "Weird Words".
Elvira's House of Mystery #10 cover
Elvira's House of Mystery #10 cover

The Cain Mutiny page 1
The Cain Mutiny page 1

The Cain Mutiny page 2
The Cain Mutiny page 2

The Cain Mutiny page 3
The Cain Mutiny page 3

The Cain Mutiny page 4
The Cain Mutiny page 4

The Cain Mutiny page 5
The Cain Mutiny page 5

Elvira's Weird Words puzzle
Elvira's Weird Words puzzle

Monday, October 13, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 13 Bonus - Blog Alert: Negative Pleasure

Negative Pleasure has made a few posts about DC Comics' horror titles including The Witching Hour, Unexpected and Secrets of Sinister House. He also has horror movie reviews that are very interesting to read.

2008 Halloween Countdown 13: Elvira's House of Mystery #9

The cover of Elvira's House of Mystery (November 1986) #9 is the first issue to feature a photo image of the Mistress of the Dark. Unfortunately, the photo image is black and white with a really crappy yellow background making this the worst cover of the series in my opinion. Her four page segment is titled "Film Festival" and I was surprised that they did not use this type of segment earlier in the series. The two twisted tales are "Lost Souls" and "Drink Like a Fish".
Elvira's House of Mystery #9 cover
Elvira's House of Mystery #9 cover

Film Festival page 1
Film Festival page 1

Film Festival page 2
Film Festival page 2

Film Festival page 3
Film Festival page 3

Film Festival page 3
Film Festival page 4

Sunday, October 12, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 12: Elvira's House of Mystery #8

The Mistress of the Dark is protraying the Statue of Liberty complete with torch, crown and book that adorns the cover of Elvira's House of Mystery #8 (October 1986) drawn by Dwight Turner. Yes, you read that right for this comic book from DC Comics actually hit the stands in July but is cover dated October. Comic and magazine publishers have long since dated their issues often weeks or months before their actual release date. This allows the publications to appear current even if they have been on the newstands for some time. The practice also informs them when an unsold comic book can be removed to either be returned to the publisher or be destroyed (yes, the latter is even horrible for me to read too).

Her one page segment is titled "The Library of Elvira's House of Mystery" pencilled by Dwight Turner and inked by the legendary Dick Giordano (unfortunately the writer is unknown). This issue has the following three tales of terror that has nothing to do with the Fourth of July: "Gruesome Gretchen", "Mummy Dearest" and "Out of Synch!".

This issue does feature an update about the "Find Cain" contest.
Elvira's House of Mystery #8 cover
Elvira's House of Mystery #8 cover

The Library of Elvira's House of Mystery
The Library of Elvira's House of Mystery

Contest update
Contest update

Saturday, October 11, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 11 Bonus - Blog Alert: Spectre At Dial B for Blog

Dial B For Blog is taking a special look at the Spectre who had his start in the Golden Age. He was created by Jerry Siegal (Superman's co-creator) and Bernard Baily.

2008 Halloween Countdown 11: Elvira's House of Mystery #7

The Mistress of the Dark heads into outer space in Elvira's House of Mystery #7 (September 1986) with a special sci-fi issue. Her four page segment does not even get a title this time around. The cover art is by the legendary Bill Sienkiewicz featuring Adam Strange, who is one of the many space heroes that DC Comics has. The two tales featured are "The Dollmaker" and "Star Born" but I found both rather boring. This issue does have details about the "Find Cain" contest that her fan club started.
Elvira's House of Mystery #7 cover
Elvira's House of Mystery #7 cover

Elvira in space page 1
Elvira in space page 1

Elvira in space page 2
Elvira in space page 2

Elvira in space page 3
Elvira in space page 3

Elvira in space page 4
Elvira in space page 4

Elvira fan club contest ad
Elvira fan club contest ad

Friday, October 10, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 10: Elvira's House of Mystery #6

One would think that a comic book turned sideways would be a good idea. Unfortunately, DC Comics gives us Elvira's House of Mystery #6 (August 1986), which crams two pages sideways on one page. Not only is the artwork much smaller than normal but the text is is extremely hard to read. I was thirty-one when I first bought this issue and I had to bring out my magnifying glass to read it. I am glad that the Elvira pinup and letters page was not turned sideways.

The cover of Elvira's House of Mystery #6 (August 1986) is by Mark Beachum. The Mistress of the Dark's segment is titled "Attic Attack" written by Tom and Mary Beirbum, penciled by Tom Grindberg and inked by James Bosch aka Jim Fern. Unlike previous issues that had two tales, this one has the following five fright-filled fantasies: "A New York Yankee in King Arthur's Court!", "Subject for Post-Mortem", "Two-Edged Sword", "You'll Beg to Die" and "Just Like Clockwork" (the latter one is written by Joey Cavelieri).
Elvira's House of Mystery #6 cover
Elvira's House of Mystery #6 cover

Attic Attack part 1
Attic Attack part 1

Attic Attack part 2
Attic Attack part 2

Attic Attack part 3
Attic Attack part 3

Attic Attack part 4
Attic Attack part 4

Elvira's House of Mystery #6 pinup
Elvira's House of Mystery #6 pinup

For larger images of this and previous issues, check out Elvira's House of Mystery

Thursday, October 09, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 9: Elvira's House of Mystery #5

The cover artist for Elvira's House of Mystery #5 (July 1986) from DC Comics is Mark Beachum. The Mistress of the Dark is featured in a four page segment titled "Clue Number 1" written by Joey Cavelieri and Mark Beachum. Not only do we find out that she sleeps nude but we also find out that she wears nothing under her gown. The first twisted tale is "Waddell and the Beav" about a mean drunk that dresses up as Billy Beaver for a kiddie show meeting a nasty end. The second shock story is "The Clockwork Dragon" about a woman that discovers her husband is a monster. As usual, I am just posting the cover and the Elvira segment.
Elvira's House of Mystery #5 cover
Elvira's House of Mystery #5 cover

Clue Number 1 page 1
Clue Number 1 page 1

Clue Number 1 page 2
Clue Number 1 page 2

Clue Number 1 page 3
Clue Number 1 page 3

Clue Number 1 page 4
Clue Number 1 page 4

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Breaking News From Smallville

We interupt the 2008 Halloween Countdown to bring you breaking news from Smallville: Jonathan Kent passes on. The Kansas farmer leaves behind a wife, Martha, and an adopted son, Clark.

Goodnight, Pa Kent, we will miss you...again.

2008 Halloween Countdown 8: Elvira's House of Mystery #4

After the first three issues, the Mistress of the Dark does not appear much in Elvira's House of Mystery #4 (June 1986). The peek-a-boo cover is by an unknown artist. She does present two tales that are more romantic than scary. The first is "Light of Day, Dark of Night, All the World Loves a Lover" and the second is "She Knows Someone Is Watching Her". The real bonus is the live pinup of Cain and Abel circa 1970.
Elvira's House of Mystery #4 cover
Elvira's House of Mystery #4 cover

Elvira's House of Mystery #4 page one
Elvira's House of Mystery #4 page one

Cain and Abel pinup circa 1970
Cain and Abel pinup circa 1970

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 7: Elvira's House of Mystery #3

The Mistress of the Dark is still wearing her cowboy hat and six guns in Elvira's House of Mystery #3 (May 1986) from DC Comics. The cover art is by Denys Cowan and Dick Giordano. Elvira's segment is titled "Retribution" or "We Don't Need No Stinkin' Tin Badges!" written by Joey Cavalieri with art done by Stan Woch and Dick Giordano. The two tales of terror are "Ballad of Hanging Rock" (a weird western tale) and "One Way Passage" (elevator to Hell story). Here is the cover and the four page Elvira segment:
Elvira's House of Mystery #3 cover
Elvira's House of Mystery #3 cover

Retribution page 1
Retribution page 1

Retribution page 2
Retribution page 2

Retribution page 3
Retribution page 3

Retribution page 4
Retribution page 4

Monday, October 06, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 6: Elvira's House of Mystery #2

Elvira's House of Mystery #2 (April 1986) from DC Comics is a Samurai special. The cover features the Mistress of the Dark holding a sword. The segment featuring Elvira is called "In Quest of a Caretaker" written by Joey Cavalier and drawn by Bob Oksner. The two tales of horror featured are "The Samurai Condemned To Live!" and "The Samurai Who Surprised Death!" I am only featuring the Elvira story in this post.

Elvira's House of Mystery #2
Elvira's House of Mystery #2 cover

In Quest of a Caretaker page 1
In Quest of a Caretaker page 1

In Quest of a Caretaker page 2
In Quest of a Caretaker page 2

In Quest of a Caretaker page 2
In Quest of a Caretaker page 3

In Quest of a Caretaker page 4
In Quest of a Caretaker page 4

In Quest of a Caretaker page 5
In Quest of a Caretaker page 5

Sunday, October 05, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 5: Elvira's House of Mystery #1 Final

To wrap up my coverage of Elvira's House of Mystery #1 (January 1986), here are two black and white pinups of the Mistress of the Dark. At first glance, the pinups appear to be the same but there are a few subtle differences beside just the color of the background.
Inside back cover of Elvira's House of Mystery #1
Inside back cover of Elvira's House of Mystery #1

Back cover of Elvira's House of Mystery #1
Back cover of Elvira's House of Mystery #1

Saturday, October 04, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 4: Elvira's Ads

The following scans are from Elvira's House of Mystery #1 (January 1986):
Elvira's t-shirt ad
Elvira's t-shirt ad

Elvira's fan club ad
Elvira's fan club ad

Friday, October 03, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 3: Elvira's Quest

"Elvira's Quest" is the filler story from Elvira's House of Mystery #1 (January 1986) from DC Comics. The segment was written by Joey Cavelieri, penciled by Bob Wagner, inked by Bob Oksner, colored by Liz Berube, lettered by Kurt Hathaway and edited by Sal Amendola. Here is the complete eleven page story:

Elvira's Quest page 1
Elvira's Quest page 1

Elvira's Quest page 2
Elvira's Quest page 2

Elvira's Quest page 3
Elvira's Quest page 3

Elvira's Quest page 4
Elvira's Quest page 4

Elvira's Quest page 5
Elvira's Quest page 5

Elvira's Quest page 6
Elvira's Quest page 6

Elvira's Quest page 7
Elvira's Quest page 7

Elvira's Quest page 8
Elvira's Quest page 8

Elvira's Quest page 9
Elvira's Quest page 9

Elvira's Quest page 10
Elvira's Quest page 10

Elvira's Quest page 11
Elvira's Quest page 11

If you would like to see larger images of the "Elvira's Quest", then check out my special Elvira's House of Mystery page.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 2: Elvira's House of Mystery #1 Cover And Pinup

For the second day of Halloween, I give you the cover of Elvira's House of Mystery #1 (January 1986) from DC Comics with art by Brian Bolland and a black and white pinup featuring the Mistress of the Dark
Front cover of Elvira's House of Mystery #1
Front cover of Elvira's House of Mystery #1

Inside front cover featuring Elvira pinup
Inside front cover featuring Elvira pinup

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

2008 Halloween Countdown 1: Elvira Pumpkin Puzzle

To kick off my first post for the 2008 Halloween Countdown, here is an Elvira pumpkin puzzle featuring the cover of Elvira's House of Mystery #1 (January 1986) from DC Comics. The cover artist was Brian Bolland.

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